Let's neck!

We are doing "How to Make Alpaca Pretzels" as a short film.­ This is a rehearsal.

Stud services.­.­.­.­Hugh Hefner, al-­packa up!

There comes a time each year where the girls just seem to swoon under some great looking guy.­.­.­especially after a football bowl or two.­ We have the BCS Championship, that's "Backyard Camelid Seductions", going on around late December or into January for the Florida Girls.­ These are posing for 'ALPACAHOUSE' Magazine's center fold.

Hummers???

Someone had heard the herd of alpacas hum "Aude Lang Syne" at Delray Beach's FIRST NIGHT in the Tennis Stadium.­.­.­and when they hollared "Look at the hummers!" the mounted officer and his horse checked out the Hummer 2 instead of our heroes.

Talk about "The Giants!"

The Mounted Police of Tampa Bay brought their trusty steeds over to meet Alpaca Angels, Hugz and B.­B.­ King, who were all around the Bucaneers' Stadium for the first wildcard playoff game, Sunday, January 6, 2008.­ The horses are as well trained for crowds as the alpacas are and each just checked the other animals out, finding them to be "A-­OK.­"

Buddy Bucaneer, B.­B.­ King & Humz

Prepared to beat the Giants.­.­.­except, it didn't work.­ Oh well, come to Jacksonville.­.­.­meet hundreds of cute Florida alpacas (that serve as tax write offs under Code 179) for many football fans.­.­.­Feb 8-­10th is the free event.

We Went Bowling!

Alpaca Angels Mistletoez and B.­ B.­ King were the odds on stars of several big football bowls in Florida, visiting folks from all over America and inviting them to return February 8-­10th in 2008 so they can see over 500 Florida alpacas at The Jacksonville Equestrian Center where admission is free to attend some great seminars and get more photos with cute, fluffy alpacas.­.­.­plus the folks can bid on alpacas in auction.­ Plenty for Free Parking, lots of vendors and things to do including a "Hum Along" with Florida Heartland's Alpacanacle Chior and The Sounds of Sebring Barbershop Quartet.­ See www.­flalpacas.­com for details.

Orlando's Capital One Bowl (Gators v Wolverines), Miami's Orange Bowl (Jayhawks v Hokies) and Tampa Bay's NFL Playoff (Giants v Buccaneers) had hundreds of thousands of fans who met some Alpaca Angels sporting their teams' uniforms.­.­.­and perhaps 25,000 or more fans and thirty or forty police got pictures taken with the two "players.­" We had fun bringing extra "cheer" to the fans visiting Florida and to Gator and Bucs fans too-­-­-­hoping to see them in Jacksonville, Feb 8-­10, for our big alpaca event (Free to all.­) see: www.­flalpacas.­com for more information

Merry Xmas!

May your Christmas be one filled with the Spirit of the holiday times and be safe for you and for your family.­ Please be extra careful when driving, be sober, and watch out for the other drivers who may be drunk, high, or in a rush to return some unwanted gift to the store and ignore you in the process.­ With our country spending trillions and borrowing from China as we pay large corporations like Halliburton to slowly build Iraq after we bombed them, we understand why we are not getting good health casre here at home.­ Our nation's debts will take over 50 trillion dollars to pay back and as various corporate executives are given hundreds of millions for their retirement packages, we sit and watch, and congratulate them for their wisdom and compassion, even if their leadership actually failed those who hired them.­ But we are Americans, and I am a former Vietnam Era Spokes Person, since I volunteered to serve my country as a Green Beret in our Airborne Corps, and understand how greatly abused we Americans can become at the hands of our very own government that so many of my comrads served, most of them giving their lives in the process, some permanently disabled, and all of us treated much worse than if we were illegal aliens residing in America, getting free health care and food.­ We don't get what the illegals get.­.­.­.­but then again, we tried our best to defend the American way of life.­ So today, it is a time of reflection, and a time of mourning for me, because I realize that thousands of our current veterans are dead and tens of thousands permanently disabled.­.­.­.­with hardly any one caring about it at all.­ Hope our kids enjoy the lead painted toys that our friends, The Chinese, have provided for us at this time.­ Our government doesn't want to cause problems with people that we owe over a trillion dollars to, so just give your tiny tots things that will debilitate them before they are able to wear an American uniform and fight somewhere to become disabled or to die.­

Enjoy your holidays.­.­.­please remember our war dead and their proud families, and be as kind to our disabled soldiers and to their families as you would be to any illegal alien.­ Have a terrific holiday!

No Help at the Inn

Well, here it is, another Christmas Day in Florida, when Lorraine ("The Prairie Princess") must leave the alpacas, chickens, donkeys and most of all, her severely disabled son, Joey, in order to run the hospital laboratory in Wachula.­ Not only will she have to get up by 5 a.­m.­ and be to work no later than 6 a.­m.­, but she has been told that no one else will show up during her time and that her supervisors are not coming in nor is her relief.­ Soooo, she must work through until 11 p.­m.­, in case you need surgery and a doctor in the ER needs blood analysis of patients quickly, good luck to you or to your injured or ill loved one(s).­ Lorraine's own son is supposed to have a home health care CNA each day while she works to help clean him and do things like Range of Motion to help his arms and legs be able to move, and to move him from bed to wheel chair, clean his waste materials, and feed him through a stomach tube-­-­-­but, on holidays, the nursing agencies won't pay the help, so the CNA will not show up.

FAU OWL(PACAS) WIN BIG, HISTORIC BOWL!

The great football coach, Howard Schnellenberger, has won yet another college bowl game, this time with the OWL-PACAS of Florida Atlantic University where I used to teach Integrative Medicine, Self-Defense, and other courses. We are celebrating the great victory of the Owls...of a college team that started from scratch in a town where I was voted 'Sexiest Bald Man of Boca Raton" by Miami Dolphin Cheerleaders and Chamber of Commerce folks, beating out then Athletic Director, Olympic Gold Medalist, Bob Beamon. My father and I attended the first practices and scrimages of FAU's All Freshman new recruits six years ago....and went to the first season of games, enjoyed dinners with the Schnellenberger family and friends. I used to fill in for the coach at golf outings, with Tim Schnellenberger as my partner for golf. We had a blast, even when my Ohio State Buckeyes beat the coach's former champions, the Miami Hurricanes for a national title in triple overtime. I hung a large YOU ARE NOW IN BUCKEYE COUNTRY banner for Tim's visit. Now we hang CONGRATS TO FAU OWLS (until OSU Buckeyes beat the LSU Tigers; January 7th.) The alpacas and I are dressing in FAU Owl jerseys to welcome the Boca Raton team back home....see ya there.

"ron PAUL IS DEAD, ron PAUL IS DEAD"

In the current war of words between political candidates such as Romney vs Huckabee, Obama vs Hillary, Colbert vs Colbert,...Guiliani vs Biden,and not since Joe Leiberman's latest "kiss of death" for McCain, has there been so many hidden messages and meanings. Colbert told Colbert that, no matter what, he was not to blame because he doesn't even talk, he simply hums. However, Colbert heard Huckabee's Christain commercial and, with his very keen ears found, when you play the Huckabee video in reverse, it is easy to hear "Ron Paul is Dead" said several times. What does it mean, nation? Who will split the over six million that Ron Paul collected the other night?