COLBERT WILL NOT BEAR ARMS

Presidential candidate Stephen Colbert the alpaca speaks out "I'm against arms, often, but I have no bare arms nor was I given a right to bear arms. My fate was destined to be the world's most famous alpaca, and I have four legs and some hoofs, but absolutely no arms. The only arms I've seen bears have were ripped from hunters and hikers they caught, the bears chewed on them. Speaking of chewing some fat, I refuse to write for ANY television shows. I'm with the writers' union because my hoofs won't hold pens and make it difficult for me to type. However, I will speak,"

COLBERT BEATS REPUBLICANS: Petersburg, FL

Stephen Colbert the alpaca beat every single (and married) Republican Presidential Candidate to Petersburg, FL. "Giuliani and Paul were easiest, due to their age and misdirection. Hucklebee and Romney never had a chance either because I'm from Florida and know the pastures and alleyways. None of them stood a chance....as usual." said the ever so cockey True Black Presidential Candidate. B. B. King, Colbert's running mate, echoed the front runner's words, "None of them stood a chance...as usual. None of them stood a chance...as usual."

PEES IN THE MIDDLE EAST

Colbert and King report that they both took pees in Maryland, Pennsylvania, Delaware, New Jersey and Virginia while they were on their Lake Placid, Florida-to-Lake Placid, NY historical tour. "Obviously we were clear about having pees in the middle eastern
states, so what's the big deal? It was easy to do." said Colbert the alpaca.

White House Press Secretaries

Obviously the White House has been giving us "Snow Jobs" regularly.­.­.­and even before those, other press releases and the outting of CIA agents and lying to the world about Weapons of Mass Destruction show a most significant lack of intelligence.­.­.­.­not just in the White House, but throughout our great nation of misinformed believers.­ Colbert the alpaca wants to "trim the waste" as well as "trim the waist" right after these days of Thnaksgiving when most of us are grateful to not be bombed in our homes or markets or shot in the face or raped by invading troops.­ We are Americans with a history of trying to be free.­.­.­whereas the American alpacas are trying to be cared for by Americans who want to express the freedom of owning their own farm without fear of our own government taking it.­ (Ooops, "Eminent Domain" has struck repeatedly in our neighborhood and in Western Maryland where friends put their hearts and souls into rebuilding a farm only to have it taken by our government.­ God bless America!

COLBERT'S FRIENDS SAY DON'T SEND CHRISTMAS MAIL TO VETERANS

Seriously folks, despite recent popular emails that ask folks to send Christmas mail to "Any America Veteran" at hospitals like Walter Reed, please do not do it. There are security threats, real ones, to be aware of. Colbert recommends checking with the rumor queller's at:snopes.com before forwarding emails that are suspicious or that sound too good. "The holiday season is a time of potential threats and disasters just as much as it can be a time for joy in our families. Be safe, check things out more thoroughly before passing stuff around or suggesting that someone do this or that. Find out in detail what the potential results might be." says our national hero, cva Stephen Colbert the alpaca.

Working alpacas

Bon Bon and Boomer practice wearing their antlers and get comfortable running with them.­.­.­as well as posing.­ It is not for fun since we need to sell alpacas and fleece products as farmers to survive and to get medical care for Lorraine's son and my aged parents.­ We do what we can to bring some joy to others, but we struggle everyday to help, running out of time and seldom having anyone else participate in helping us.­ So, we get creative.­.­.­and highlight these lovely farm critters in positive ways to draw some attention to them and to us and some other alpaca farmers across our great nation.­ The nation will enjoy the softness and silky feel of the non-­allergenic alpaca fleece products as the people become more familiar.

Clinton, Colbert, Way Ahead in Nevada

t's a safer bet, for those thinking of investing in their futures, to vote for Stephen Colbert, who is insured, as are many alpacas, against mortality in many instances except for terrorist attacks and things like nuclear wars. On the other hand, maybe to have a greater impact against such occurrences, the rising percentages of support for
candidate Hillary Clinton may have the "electiness" needed. Clinton is up about 50% in her race and Colbert is well over 97% in his race (Colbert smiles, knowing that he is at least "two more legs up" than his closest human rivals, and that none are actually "running" for the Presidency of Paca Pacas USA anyway.)

Ron Paul Rakes, Stephen Colbert Takes

As Presidential Candidates go, Stephen Colbert the alpaca takes a dim view of Ron Paul. Stephen loves trees and grass and is especially friendly with our natural environment. He is appalled at Candidate Ron Paul's followers, both of them, for nailing "Vote for Ron Paul" signs into the bark and heart of many trees. Colbert hopes Ron Paul rakes up the dead leaves that such a campaign can cause. Colbert is well known for his tree hugging rather than for tree hurting. Stephen Colbert takes issue with the tree nailing sign posters, or tree snail pine toasters, something like that.

"God is Great"

The Wings of Faith.­.­.­glided into the lives of Special Alpacas Angels Agents 007 and 99 while they were touring the USA in North Carolina.­ The motorcycle club sang "God is Great" to the boys to help us all on The Great American Alpaca Adventure.­ Strange, that the boys were surrounded by bikers and felt so safe, as though allwere protected by angels.

More good video.­.­.­soon

We have some great shots of alpacas, bridges, rock strewn rivers, mountains, and more.­ Stephen Colbert enjoyed the views and sounds of the rushing water.