Ron Paul Rakes, Stephen Colbert Takes

As Presidential Candidates go, Stephen Colbert the alpaca takes a dim view of Ron Paul. Stephen loves trees and grass and is especially friendly with our natural environment. He is appalled at Candidate Ron Paul's followers, both of them, for nailing "Vote for Ron Paul" signs into the bark and heart of many trees. Colbert hopes Ron Paul rakes up the dead leaves that such a campaign can cause. Colbert is well known for his tree hugging rather than for tree hurting. Stephen Colbert takes issue with the tree nailing sign posters, or tree snail pine toasters, something like that.