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December 22, 2007

FAU OWL(PACAS) WIN BIG, HISTORIC BOWL!

The great football coach, Howard Schnellenberger, has won yet another college bowl game, this time with the OWL-PACAS of Florida Atlantic University where I used to teach Integrative Medicine, Self-Defense, and other courses. We are celebrating the great victory of the Owls...of a college team that started from scratch in a town where I was voted 'Sexiest Bald Man of Boca Raton" by Miami Dolphin Cheerleaders and Chamber of Commerce folks, beating out then Athletic Director, Olympic Gold Medalist, Bob Beamon. My father and I attended the first practices and scrimages of FAU's All Freshman new recruits six years ago....and went to the first season of games, enjoyed dinners with the Schnellenberger family and friends. I used to fill in for the coach at golf outings, with Tim Schnellenberger as my partner for golf. We had a blast, even when my Ohio State Buckeyes beat the coach's former champions, the Miami Hurricanes for a national title in triple overtime. I hung a large YOU ARE NOW IN BUCKEYE COUNTRY banner for Tim's visit. Now we hang CONGRATS TO FAU OWLS (until OSU Buckeyes beat the LSU Tigers; January 7th.) The alpacas and I are dressing in FAU Owl jerseys to welcome the Boca Raton team back home....see ya there.

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