Colbert finds office bombed!
A hired man walked boldly into the occupied offices of Stephen Colbert the alpaca (and presidential candidate for Paca Pacas USA) announcing "Imma gonna obomma disa place!" Within minutes he did so, killing several long term inhabitants and their entire families. When asked "Why," the Italian pest control specialist replied, "Eh, thisa Colbert guy, he paid me to do it. Imma do it everywhere, any a-time, some-a-body pay me. I git rid of-a da roaches and Imma wipe-a outta their families. Don't nobody a-mess with Luigi, thatsa me. They call me "da exterminator!" Colbert's handlers were seen paying Luigi under the table as he cleaned up the remains of the roach bombs.
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