A few nights ago, cva STEPHEN COLBERT was on television, and prepared to announce his run for the presidency. Headlines that night would have screamed large bold letters everywhere reading 'COLBERT ANNOUNCED RUN FOR PRESIDENCY' or things like 'COLBERT DECLARES AS PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE' or more simply "COLBERT, AMERICA'S CHOICE."
He cleverly waited after announcing his decision to definitely or more than likely decide about confirming that he might announce. We say, "GOOD CHOICE, COLBERT." and continue issuing that salute to our hero, wanting to encourage him further. cva STPEHEN COLBERT then actually declared his candidacy for PRESIDENT...and it was echoed by his "running mate," aah B B King. Truth is, they are ALPACA ANGELS OF THE HIGHLANDS, and special emissaries for both Lake Placid, New York and Lake Placid Florida---two tremendous towns with many connections to each other (especially through Melville Dewey of "Dewey Decimal System" fame.) These alpaca angels just completed more than 6,000 miles in surveying the populations along the Eastern Seaboard, testing out whether they would stand a chance or not for the highest offices.
"It looks good for us, especially for me.!" quipped COLBERT in between hums. "I trust that Stephen Colbert of THE COLBERT REPORT has as good a run as we are sure to have. The KING and I really enjoyed touring Charleston, South Carolina, and even were invited to join a lovely couple from Columbus, Ohio as their wedding photos were being taken in the elevated gazebo overlooking the historic waterfront battery of
cannons."
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My family and I travel a lot and we believe that we have seen the two alpacas on I-87 Southbound out of the Adirondacks and then later off I-26 near Charleston, SC. They are running for something and I guess it may as well be official positions. God bless the alpacas and America!
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