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October 30, 2007

Oh deer, oh deer


Yep, this here deer and others somethin' like it, need to watch out real good hereabouts cause some of the fellers are damned good shots.­.­.­there's lots of bullet holes in this wall, so ya know they can hit the broad side of a barn.­ Alpacas need to tred careful and run fast.­.­.­just in case a hunter has been mixing alcohol with his shotgun shells.­ Actually, this here's a good place for shells, hunting license, beer, and gas.­.­.­.­plus indoor bathroom and some fried chicken.­ What more could one want?

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