THE VIEW OF STEPHEN COLBERT

When traveling in South Carolina, Stephen Colbert the alpaca maintained a great view out of his campaign vehicle, stopping in various cities and ending his first campaign trip in Charleston. Colbert, Edwards, and B.B. King seem to feel "at home" whether in the cotton fields, corn fields or cannon batteries of South Carolina, and each will make their marks during this election run, with Colbert able to run approximately 35 mph, running well ahead of Edwards at this time. Before, during and after running, Colbert the alpaca declares that his "hair" looks better than candidate John Edward's hair any day of the week. Being frugal, Colbert's "hair cuts" are once per year at a $30 cost, not a $400 cost and needing regular trimming. "Hair cut management shows how frugal and budget conscious a president may be, "declared Colbert, promising to trim the national deficit when he becomes the next president. "I will not fleece America as others have done."