FEMA NEWS NOT FAKED

FEMA NEWS: Colbert, King, running mates on the 2008 presidential ticket, are not standing still for FEMA programs. Of course, this acronym, FEMA, is for FEEDING EVERY MALE ALPACA and our guys have supported FEMA for all of their lives (and for their friends in America and elsewhere). Even so, the world's most famous two alpacas will not stoop to holding faked FEMA news releases even when they take Paca Paca USA's highest offices. "We believe that female alpacas should at least be cared for and fed as much as males," said Stephen Colbert, the alpaca presidential front runner. "Ditto that!" added running mate B, B. King