COLBERT'S POSITION IS LOCKED IN

When asked, "What's your position on...(whatever topic...war in Iraq, gay marriages, global warming, llamas, dollies, catastrophic events,...)" our clever candidate, Colbert the alpaca, answers honestly with "Latitude: 27.4417162844096 | Longitude: -81.2399482727051" "He is the only candidate who is truly outstanding in his field and who knows exactly where he's at." declares running mate B. B. King. "It's entirely true, I am with him most of the time and have just about the very same position as Stephen." echoed Bocelli, another Alpaca Angel located in the center of Florida at The Farm of Eden.