"UNITEDSTATESITINESS"

Stephen Colbert, B.B. King and Brzoz made an appearance last night on Halloween in Polk County's Florida's historic Gapway Baptist Church. The local "hummm" was about this terrific trio, campaigning for animal rights, improved environment, and for the return of Americans to be "one nation, under God." Recently Presidential Candidate Stephen Colbert, the human, coined the term "UNITEDSTATESITIES" to better describe unifying America again. Last night, Colbert the alpaca suggested "UnitedLandAnimalsandPeopleness" but, like everyone, he has a great deal of trouble actually saying it. So, he and his friends, simply hum the newly created word, which sort of sounds like "HmmmhmmhmmHMMMhmmmHMMhmmmmmhmmm" but they insist that we should all know what THAT hum means for unifying rather than dividing our great nation.