"DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES" WRITERS

"In developing the world's first Alpaca Adventure movie, none of the folks working on it were ever "Desperate Housewives: writers," hummed Stephen Colbert the alpaca during the TV writers' strike. "Due to increasing alpaca sales and the use of U.S. Tax Code 179, alpaca owners are seldom among the 'desperate' anything," continued the world's most famous alpaca. "In fact," Colbert remarked, "so called 'housewives' can raise alpacas with relative ease---or without relatives at all."