November 26, 2007
COLBERT BEATS REPUBLICANS: Petersburg, FL
Stephen Colbert the alpaca beat every single (and married) Republican Presidential Candidate to Petersburg, FL. "Giuliani and Paul were easiest, due to their age and misdirection. Hucklebee and Romney never had a chance either because I'm from Florida and know the pastures and alleyways. None of them stood a chance....as usual." said the ever so cockey True Black Presidential Candidate. B. B. King, Colbert's running mate, echoed the front runner's words, "None of them stood a chance...as usual. None of them stood a chance...as usual."
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Sometimes it seems that your commentaries get crazier and crazier, but then again, they make sense. I am sure that your alpaca presidential candidate can continue to outrun both the Republicans and the Deomcrats in any race. Maybe we need an alpaca for president after all, rather than "hawks" or "chickens" that seem to show up in the human debates.
It's St. Petersburg, FL...not Petersburg. May not matter much at all considering not many in these debates have good responses or even know if they are being asked questions. Likely few know where they are anyway.
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